Beige towel with skull design and text 'Don't make me poison your food' on a white background

Don’t Make Me Poison Your Food Towel

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$18.00
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Beige towel with skull design and text 'Don't make me poison your food' on a white background

Don’t Make Me Poison Your Food Towel

$18.00
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This 100% cotton terry velour 16x26 hand towel, features an embroidered graphic and the phrase “Don’t Make Me Poison Your Food.” Soft, absorbent, and machine washable, it’s a bold, mischievous accent for everyday use or gifting.

Outline of two hands with a heart between them on a white background

Handcrafted

Black and white icon of a stylized tree with four branches.

100% Cotton

Each Dry Humor towel is handmade, and slight variations in color may occur. No two towels are exactly the same, which makes each one uniquely yours. *

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