Like Mom always said...

Like Mom always said...

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$18.00
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Like Mom always said...

Like Mom always said...

$18.00
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This 100% cotton terry velour 16x26 hand towel, features an embroidered phrase, " Like Mom always says what the FUCK is wrong with you". Soft, absorbent, and machine washable. We all know those special people in our lives that deserve this towel. I do offer a bulk rate if you need lots of them. 

Outline of two hands with a heart between them on a white background

Handcrafted

Black and white icon of a stylized tree with four branches.

100% Cotton

Each Dry Humor towel is handmade, and slight variations in color may occur. No two towels are exactly the same, which makes each one uniquely yours. *

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