White towel with red knife graphic and text 'I'm just here to establish an alibi' on a white background

I’m Just Here to Establish an Alibi Towel

$18.00
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White towel with red knife graphic and text 'I'm just here to establish an alibi' on a white background

I’m Just Here to Establish an Alibi Towel

$18.00
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This 100% cotton terry velour 16x26 hand towel, features an embroidered Chef's knife design with a the phrase, " I'm just here to establish an Alibi". Soft, absorbent, and machine washable, it’s perfect for everyday use or as a fun, easy gift. Note; does not establish any alibi's for future events.

Outline of two hands with a heart between them on a white background

Handcrafted

Black and white icon of a stylized tree with four branches.

100% Cotton

Each Dry Humor towel is handmade, and slight variations in color may occur. No two towels are exactly the same, which makes each one uniquely yours. *

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